I color code the clothes in my closet. (say that 10 times fast)
I often shower in complete darkness.
I'm insanely curious about what gasoline tastes like.
I find it more exhausting to spend the day in my pj's doing nothing, than to spend it out getting things accomplished.
I sometimes feel guilty that I don't allow TV in my home because I know it will make things hard on my children socially.
I'm terrible about making my kids floss. I only do it myself like once a season.
I think about sex every bit as often as a "typical guy."
I can no longer stand to buy cheap clothes. Not even for the quick trends. MUST. HAVE. QUALITY.
If I let my hair air dry, I look exactly like Hermione Granger circa The Sorcerer's Stone.
I recently sentenced my entire family to horrible sunburns when I spent a day on the lake mistaking my Continuous Spray Aloe Vera for my Continuous Spray Sunblock.
I do not own more dishes than will fit in the dishwasher together. I refuse to buy more. This is my only motivation to wash them every single day.
I have not been to any kind of doctor for any reason in over 4 years.
It is literally impossible for me buckle Squeaks into his car seat without kissing his face.
What are your confessions?
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16 comments:
You are so funny! ;)
..confession of my own, i want to be a professional surfer.. i have yet to try it. ;)
- I think about sex as much as you. Although the quality of my fantasies has improved with age, like most sex.
- I would get my hair cut every week if I could afford it.
- I totally love all things electronic, but I watch less TV than anyone in the house, talk on the cell phone the least and use the computer the least in the house.
- I would love to shoot boudoir photography, but I have never been asked and I'm not sure I'll ever find clients who will.
- I keep clothes for geological periods of time. I still have shirts that are from 1992 and they still fit and they still are in style and look good.
- I need more alone time than the average person, that's why I'm glad I have it in my job.
In complete darkness??? Pretty funny with the Aloe Vera.
You should try my flossing implements. Then you would like flossing.
Gasoline! Really?
Sometimes I can't resist buying a box os swiss rolls and eating nearly the whole box -- Disgusting I know... maybe close to tasting gasoline.
Hmmmm, confessions...
I have a candy dish right next to the computer, but I'M the only one who gets to eat the candy! (also, because I use the computer a lot, I eat too much candy)
I hate matching socks. HATE it.
I absolutely adore little babies, I wish they didn't get big so fast.
And maybe a real "confession"?
I yell at my kids too much. :(
way to go Melinda- just put it out there. Maybe us yellers would be less yell-ee if we admitted it more often! Im getting tons better tho..I think it all started with a little thing I like to call "breathing"
(and lots of loud music..if they don't stop, I just turn the music up super loud. I feel so much better..hehe)
I loooove these confessions. I don't do doctors either and we don't have many dishes for the very same reason. I really should go to a doctor but I imagine I wont unless I get pregnant and we all know that's not happening any time soon..I'd have to give up the skinny body. Thats my first confession. I have become quite vain about having a smaller body again and I don't want to get pregnant for fear that it will take years again to look cute again!
I spend far too much time on things that I justify "need" to be done but don't REALLY need to be done so I can avoid what really needs to be done.
I don't think about sex at all but if its part of the gameplan, Im quite happy with it.
My hair looked bigger than Hermiones til I went to a hairstylist who is close and cheap and she texturized it so much that it feels like Ive lost a lot of my hair due to "female Patter baldness" I should've just driven to b.f.e so I could have Melain MeLove do my hair instead. sigh..
patterN, not Patter
BFE is never too far for a good haircut, Becca! You do need to come again some time. I'd love to see your face. And your cute little bod! ;)
You guys have some pretty rockin confessions! I love a good dose of fearless honesty. On rare occasion.
I'm not ready to confess yet......
I'd think about sex as often as you if I had a moral outlet for it. Instead I watch Jane Austen movies over and over.
Air-drying is usually the best way to get my hair to NOT look like Hermione's.
I think the last time I flossed the dentist did it.
I refuse to buy quality clothes for this body. It hasn't earned it.
And I seldom even put my clothes in the closet. (Good thing they're cheap, huh?)
I'm more curious about rum than gasoline. And about as tempted to actually try it.
I reread the "hot" parts of Twilight cause the way Stephanie writes a kiss is sooooo much better than any Danielle Steel novel. Sometimes imagination is better than actual words on a page....
I will use any excuse to not cook dinner on a Friday night or warm summer day.
I hate that I tell my son NO more often that I should. I challenge myself every day to get through the whole day without using that word....
I love this!
I color code my closet, as well. I'm about to do some major spring cleaning and about half of what I have will be gone. Hmm. Someone needs a shopping trip soon.
I bake entirely too much. I secretly want to eat it ALL, even though I share with co-workers.
I daydream about projects I want to start every day, but I never begin them. Problem? Umm, yeah.
First of all... "I'm insanely curious about what gasoline tastes like." WHAT? I have a looney for a friend. haha j/k, but seriously.
Let's see... I've always wondered what it would be like to punch someone in the face and if I would be any good at it. haha
I think most women do think about sex as often as the "typical guy."
Stopping by to wish you a Happy Mother's Day lovely Melain.
Mmm I color code my closet too. It's extremely sensible.
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