It's the 3 months of constant nagchatter that kills me. And I quote:
"Mom? Can I light stuff on fire?"Back to School Silence is BLISS.
"Mom? Is George Washington still alive?"
"Mom? Can you just cut my hair a little longer?"
"Mom? Do bears really eat poorage?"
"Mom? If I hit Shiney right now, can I still have my ice cream?"
"Mom? Will a pink eraser take nail polish off the carpet?"
"Mom? Did Old McDonalds have a french fry?"
"Mom? When is my popcorn tree going to grow? Cuz it's been a long time since I planted my popcorn seeds."
"Mom? Was my head this big when I was born?"
"Mom? Did we used to live in an apartment or in a condom?"
"Mom? Will the toaster roast my marshmallows? Cuz they're not popping back up."
"Mom? If we pretend to be good, can we invite our friends over?"
"Mom?" *in tears* "Was my fish stick REALLY Nemo?" *big brother laughs*
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16 comments:
Those are hilarious, especially the Nemo one.
SO funny ... and SO true. Apartment or condom? Hee! Hee! Hee!
LMAO.
You cracketh me upeth
I sincerely hope you never lived in a condom.
These are HILARIOUS.
I laughed to tears all the way thru this..hahah..so funny..I had to read the whole thing out loud to everyone in the room and now my niece is giggling with me..
I love ya!
LOL. I liked can I light things on fire. Nice phot montage.
And those quotes are a HUGE reason why I want kids. While silence must be nice, adults just can't think of questions like those. ;) You gotta love it!
AMEN! missing the activities, not so much the "nag-chatter" as you called it. PERFECT description!
i love the quotes-hillarious.
AND i love the photo of you on the slip n slide. what a FUN MOM!
I loved the whole thing. I'm so glad you have the quote preserved for posterity, i.e. the kids when they get older. I miss you guys so much. xoxo
Hahaha. Hilarious! (Thought I definitely cringed-- a LOT-- at the nail polish question!)
I wish I knew how to make this fun collages - cannot figure it out.
As your got rid of the a million and one questions a day, I have taken them on times 140. Awesome.
Yes, love the random questions. My kids' don't even make sense, but funny just the same! Totally laughed through thid whole thing!
Glad you had a good summer. I love "can I hit Shiney and still have a friend over". I will be giggling all day.
Lol Love the Nemo fish stick comment. Your son must be an evil genius!
this post brought a smile to my face...
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