From the Mouths of MY Babes

Never a dull moment with 3 kids! OK, well actually there are a LOT of dull moments. But these spicy little morsels keep things interesting.



*Driving past six flashing cop cars parked behind one truck*

Monkey: "I wonder what that guy did!"

Shiney: "Probably littered or killed somebody."



*While I'm unloading groceries*

Squeaks: "Mom, can I have my air?"

Me: "What do you mean?"

Squeaks: "Dad said he got me some air from the candy isle."



Shiney: "OK. You need to go fix your hair because I can't concentrate when you look like that."

Monkey: *rolls eyes* "You sound like Mom in church." (oopsies)



*pointed at a man right next to us on the street and shouted...*

Squeaks: "Oh NO! He's smoking! He's going to DIE!!!"



Monkey: "I can run as fast as a bicycle."

Squeaks: "I can run as fast as I can!"



*Hiding under a blanket during a loud thunder storm*

Monkey: "This would be SO cool. If it weren't so NOT cool."



*Listening to a recorded track of me singing*

Shiney: "You know, if I listen to it long enough, it doesn't sound like you. It sounds like a really good singer."



Squeaks: ♪"It's raining, it's pouring, it's whoring, it's snoring".♪



Random Friend: "Why did you HIT me dude! I didn't DO anything!!!"

Monkey: "YES you did, you were BREATHING REALLY LOUD!"



Me: "Why are you the sweetest little boy in the whole wide world."

Squeaks: "Because that's what I WANT to be Mommy."



*When I'm just out of the shower in ugly sweats and frizzy hair*

Monkey: "Mom? If you just stayed like this, would you lose all your clients?"



IF NOTHING ELSE, THEY KEEP ME HUMBLE. What are YOUR babies saying these days?