The things that come out of these little mouths have me in absolute stitches on a regular basis. Throwing a few stitches your way...
Me: "Squeaks, what took you so long?"
Squeaks: "I was be-carefuling, Mom!"
Monkey: "OH my GOSH Mom! You're shrinking like Great Grandma!"
Me: "What makes you say that?"
Monkey: "Cuz when I was like 5 years old, I couldn't even wrap my arms all the way around you. NOW look!!!"
Squeaks: "What would you rather do: Tie your shoes forEVER? Or die."
Shiney: "My teacher said Mozart was a scruffy dwarf person who blamed God that he couldn't hear."
Me: "Um, I'm not sure about all that."
Shiney: "Oh believe it Mom. My teacher is like FORTY years old. She's very, VERY wise."
Me: "Monkey, where are you going?"
Monkey: "I don't know. But when I get there I'll send you a postcard."
Squeaks: "Mom, I can't think of a single thing you left out of this soup that could make it more disgusting."
Me: "We better make our plans for New Years Eve!"
Shiney: "What! I thought New Years Eve was LAST year."
Me: "Is that the stuffed animal you made in school?"
Monkey: "Yup. I named him Puffles. He's an evil vampire bunny."
*watching a Batman cartoon, as Bruce Wayne and Vicki Vale have their first kiss*
Squeaks: "GROSS! This is Batman! There's no true love in BATMAN?!! WHAT IS GOING ON?!!!"
Me: "Well what makes you think he'll make fun of you?"
Shiney: *with DUH written on her face* "He's a BOY."
Me: "Those are all really good ideas, Monkey!"
Monkey: "Ya. I'm pretty much the smartest person I know."
Me: "That garbage truck has blocked us in and now we've missed your bus!"
Squeaks: "Ya. We missed it. It's the truck's fault." *then with a big smile* "This will be the first time we've missed the bus and it wasn't YOUR fault, Mommy!"
...and the punch lines get better every year. What are your little comedians saying these days?
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"L" are you sure that this song doesn't sound too ugly, I'm not crazy about the rap part". "Do you think its appropriate?"
L, "Word."
LoL!!!
That. Is. Awesome!
Oh I so agree, kids say the best crap! If my kids hadn't been whining and crying and screaming all morning, I might be able to think of something funny they'd said lately. But as it is, their screams are still ringing in my ears...
My favorite is still your husband...
Sue: "So, Jonathon, what voice part do you sing"
Jonathon: "Well, ya know, I'm Bi-sectional"
I STILL laugh out loud at that one. :)
Ya, that's my boy! LoL You'd never know it to look at that angel face of his. :)
I could pretty easily make a post exclusively of Jonathan one-liners. Hmmmm...
I was thinking my kids said some pretty funny things until I read those! I'd better start writing them down (bad mom, I know)
Love it! Tx for sharing.
P-Ditty: "I hate to say it but I'm pretty sure Maggie (our lab) is going to give birth soon because she was making out with Reuger (neighbor's dog) in the back seat!"
Please do a Jon one liners post!
Does this mean your back?!?
okay....now we need another post soon, or we might not believe you are 'really' back....
hurry! write something :)
Love these comments, Melain! Here's one from my C's bedtime prayer: "Heavenly Father, you and your son please come here and tell all the bad guys to be good. And if they don't, kill them."
I'm with all the others - glad you're back. I have missed your blog. I check on Facebook occasionally (which is where I found out your blog was back) but I don't really know how to deal with Facebook very well so was glad to see that I could catch you again on your blog. And I love the kid's comments - always a hoot.
I love the one about how you couldn't have possibly made the soup more disgusting. And how Monkey sounds just like Jonathan (I'm pretty much the smartest person I know). And you can tell Shiney that her Aunt Melissa is almost 40, and very wise, and that she (Shiney) has her composers mixed up :)
There's no true love in Batman. I must agree with that.
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this blog and your attitude and you simply MUST be my new hairdresser. I sent you a message on facebook, but it is no longer a question. You HAVE to be my stylist. You are hilarious, eloquent, and look like you are squeezing the last ounce of fun out of life that you can.
Darcy Karren Castro
Adorable!!
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